Was requested for security detail at the debate. And I thought Stark was a handful!

Doing a little recon on Avengers merchandise. Heavy on Iron Man, if you ask me.

Office supplies to you, weapons cache to me.

My local Michael’s store recommends I take up a hobby. After months of downtime, I see some truth in advertising there. Plus, I’m certain there are at least 27 ways to incapacitate someone with knitting needles & yarn.

Still on the hunt for my perfect cup of coffee. Starbucks is far superior to Tim Hortons but still not quite right.

(But the donuts at Tim Hortons? There’s nothing like them. I’m ruined.)

Apparently someone thought to include me in the lineup of Avengers merchandise. And someone else decided to decorate my office door while I’m on leave. Barton’s toast.

Surprise benefit of forced downtime? All the hours I need to catch up on my reality TV.

(Some of these Housewives make *Stark* look well adjusted.)

Got word of an unexpected Hulk sighting & rushed to the site. Not amused.

(This has Stark’s fingerprints all over it. Payback’s a bitch.)

With all this time off, I’m looking for the perfect cup of coffee. Today, it’s Tim Horton’s. (Though, frankly, anything is better than the sludge they call coffee on the helicarrier.)

So the gym was a no go but medical might be willing to approve yoga. I hear it’s done wonders for Bruce.